Ug... whats going on? Where am I? Why Can't I remember... Your head is pounding and your fur is soaked. Your cold, alone and floating on a plank of wood.
Ug... whats going on? Where am I? Why Can't I remember...
Your head is pounding and your fur is soaked. Your cold, alone and floating on a plank of wood.
Die.QUEST OVER.
Die.
QUEST OVER.
Ask those two mosqitoes where you are and if there's any land nearby.
>>1681639This is NOT the board you want to do this on, really not...
>>1681639
This is NOT the board you want to do this on, really not...
Floating on a plank of wood.In jello.
Floating on a plank of wood.
In jello.
>>1681643you start to ask but realize the mosquitoes are trees in the distance... you must have hit your head really hard.
>>1681643
you start to ask but realize the mosquitoes are trees in the distance... you must have hit your head really hard.
>>1681639I check my inventory by pressing the i button on my keyboard.
remember your absolute phobia of wood and quickly push the plank away
save and quit.
Remember your absolute phobia of water and push the sea away.Use newfound levitation powers to visit the island in the distance.
>>1681666This, but then realize you're drowning and this is your death hallucination. Fade to black.
>>1681666
This, but then realize you're drowning and this is your death hallucination. Fade to black.
>>1681655you have a leather bag... in it is a lock-pick and a sea horse.
>>1681655
you have a leather bag... in it is a lock-pick and a sea horse.
Fucking hungry, eat horse.
Hide the lockpick ;D
>>1681701done
>>1681701
done
>>1681704Now paddle to that Island!
>>1681704
Now paddle to that Island!
>>1681704Was a joke, but seriously - floating out at sea on a plank. Could start paddling towards that island, but you've probably been floating for a while and don't have the energy. How far off is that island (or other nearby landmass)?
Can you ask the seahorse how you got here? Assuming the seahorse can talk.
masturbate your penis.
>>1681707After an hour or so you reach the beach of the island and collapse into the sand. Your legs are tired and you have a cramp.
>>1681707
After an hour or so you reach the beach of the island and collapse into the sand. Your legs are tired and you have a cramp.
>>1681721I see a delicious crab.There may be delicious sand fleas to be found by digging in the sand at the water's edge, as well.Fresh water is a priority, but it may be difficult to find if the island isn't very big.
>>1681724It looks like there are coconuts up in that palm. If he can figure out how to get them down, and crack them open, he could drink the juice out of them.I would start with trying to shake the tree.
>>1681724
It looks like there are coconuts up in that palm. If he can figure out how to get them down, and crack them open, he could drink the juice out of them.
I would start with trying to shake the tree.
>>1681726That's a good way to end up with the squits. Don't you watch bear grylls?
>>1681724that crab does look tasty...
that crab does look tasty...
>>1681724also the Island seems to be very big
also the Island seems to be very big
>>1681728I don't really trust Bear...I think he blows a lot o things out of proportion for the camera.http://www.fitsugar.com/Benefits-Coconut-Water-Dehydration-18275172
>>1681728
I don't really trust Bear...I think he blows a lot o things out of proportion for the camera.
http://www.fitsugar.com/Benefits-Coconut-Water-Dehydration-18275172
stick a coconut up your ass.
>>1681726you start to shake the tree
>>1681726
you start to shake the tree
>>1681774until a coconut falls out
>>1681774
until a coconut falls out
>>1681776oops
>>1681776
oops
>>1681776use the bowling ball that just fell out of the tree to kill the crab with and eat the crab.
use the bowling ball that just fell out of the tree to kill the crab with and eat the crab.
>>1681776You just killed your only friend with a coconut. You cold hearted bastard.
Okay seriously, move the fucking plank aside, open the box that was hidden underneath the plank, grab the copper coin that was in the box, take it to the pawn shop and trade it for the mechanical nightingale. And take a mint while you're there.
>>1681777OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT POOR CRAB, GIVE IT CPR NOW!!!!!
>>1681777
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT POOR CRAB, GIVE IT CPR NOW!!!!!
>>1681777Now you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both together.You put the lime in the coconut to cure your tummy acheYou put the lime in the coconut and then you have a crab bake!
>>1681777Now you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both together.
You put the lime in the coconut to cure your tummy ache
You put the lime in the coconut and then you have a crab bake!
>>1681777Okay, about now it seems like a good time to start suffering from dementia brought on by dehydration and sunlight exposure, so first stare at the crab's carcass, then scream loudly and run into the woods deeper inland, whilst stripping off all your cloths.
Okay, about now it seems like a good time to start suffering from dementia brought on by dehydration and sunlight exposure, so first stare at the crab's carcass, then scream loudly and run into the woods deeper inland, whilst stripping off all your cloths.
>>1681779I don't think it can get much more dead
>>1681779
I don't think it can get much more dead
>>1681740Except it wasn't bear I heard it from - it was the canadian.>>1681791It would have been better to keep it alive. Dead shellfish spoils quickly, and it really oughta be cooked before you eat it. Parasites.
>>1681740Except it wasn't bear I heard it from - it was the canadian.
>>1681791It would have been better to keep it alive. Dead shellfish spoils quickly, and it really oughta be cooked before you eat it. Parasites.
>>1681796He's a fucking rat. He eats garbage, a few parasites from uncooked food ain't gonna do jack.
>>1681796
He's a fucking rat. He eats garbage, a few parasites from uncooked food ain't gonna do jack.
>>1681803Oh.... fuck you, too.
>>1681796yeah, eating it might not be the best thing right now... besides, the natives look restless
yeah, eating it might not be the best thing right now...
besides, the natives look restless
I don't know what else to suggest at this point aside from furious masturbation to please your new crab overloads.
They're lined up like bowling pins. You know what you must do.
>>1681832strike
>>1681832
strike
>>1681847With the crabs out of the way, you might consider exploring the little island you washed up on to see if there's any useful supplies.You've got a fair supply of water with the coconuts, but now you need to find some shelter, and ideally a means of creating fire.
>>1681847
With the crabs out of the way, you might consider exploring the little island you washed up on to see if there's any useful supplies.
You've got a fair supply of water with the coconuts, but now you need to find some shelter, and ideally a means of creating fire.
>>1681854And remember the 3 rules of Grylls regarding anything you come across.eat it.poke it with a stick.fill it with piss.
>>1681854And remember the 3 rules of Grylls regarding anything you come across.
>>1681854you don't find much at the beach but dead crabs and coconuts, so you stroll inward more until you reach a jungle.
>>1681854
you don't find much at the beach but dead crabs and coconuts, so you stroll inward more until you reach a jungle.
>>1681869Find some sort of weapon before entering the forest, you never know what you'll encounter, even a sharp stick is better than nothing.
>>1681869
Find some sort of weapon before entering the forest, you never know what you'll encounter, even a sharp stick is better than nothing.
>>1681869going to bed... maybe I will keep going with this...
going to bed... maybe I will keep going with this...
>running quest on /furi/
>>1681869Pick up that piece of wwod next to the forestentrance ...then take a look at that sign.Don't talk to the bird or you will be caught in an endless loop of: blablabla "do i need to repeat?" <A> blablabla....
>>1681869Pick up that piece of wwod next to the forestentrance ...then take a look at that sign.
Don't talk to the bird or you will be caught in an endless loop of:
blablabla "do i need to repeat?" <A> blablabla....
>FurWhat the fuck.
>Fur
What the fuck.
Before you enter the jungle, try to find stuff that you can turn into a weapon. Even if its just a stick that wouldnt break when you hit something withi t.Or tie a stone to the end of the stick. Or whatever. Also take coconut with you, you can use it as a throwing weapon.Ammo - 1
Before you enter the jungle, try to find stuff that you can turn into a weapon. Even if its just a stick that wouldnt break when you hit something withi t.
Or tie a stone to the end of the stick. Or whatever. Also take coconut with you, you can use it as a throwing weapon.
Ammo - 1
These usually start with naming the main character to build attachment. I am blissfully detached.
>>1682364Might have forgotten it. dude doesnt even know where he is, and why.
>>1682364
Might have forgotten it. dude doesnt even know where he is, and why.
>>1682389now that you think about it all you can recall is waking up in the ocean and nothing before hand...
>>1682389
now that you think about it all you can recall is waking up in the ocean and nothing before hand...
>>1682222>>1681877>>1682358you pick up a coconut and put it in your bag with the sea horse, which has since dried out and is now dead.you also pick up the stick, its sharp on one end but you have no rope to tie anything to the stick. after that you remove the vine from the sign.
>>1682222>>1681877>>1682358
you pick up a coconut and put it in your bag with the sea horse, which has since dried out and is now dead.
you also pick up the stick, its sharp on one end but you have no rope to tie anything to the stick.
after that you remove the vine from the sign.
>>1682492Read the sign. herp
>>1682492
Read the sign. herp
>>1682492Pick up the sign and use it as a blunt weapon in future.
Pick up the sign and use it as a blunt weapon in future.
>>1682493wut?
>>1682493
wut?
>>1682505Disregard unreadable sign, go into jungle. Try to remember if you have any sort of useful skill that could help you survive.
>>1682505
Disregard unreadable sign, go into jungle. Try to remember if you have any sort of useful skill that could help you survive.
>>1682509Gotta go now. Get in here, ya nubs.
>>1682509
Gotta go now. Get in here, ya nubs.
>>1682509NO WAIT.Take sign with you, use it as some kind of shield in case something tries to slap your shit.k i gtfo
NO WAIT.
Take sign with you, use it as some kind of shield in case something tries to slap your shit.
k i gtfo
>>1682516>>1682504you pick up the sign, maybe you can use it as a shield or hit something with it if you need to.you then enter the jungle, its damp and oddly quiet and water drips off the leaves.and enter the jungle.
>>1682516>>1682504
you pick up the sign, maybe you can use it as a shield or hit something with it if you need to.
you then enter the jungle, its damp and oddly quiet and water drips off the leaves.
and enter the jungle.
>>1682535Crack coconut in half on a rock. Drink milk and fashion a handy bowl and coconut hat. Coconut hats are stylin.
There's a hole in the tree. Curiosity strikes. LOOK IN IT.
>>1682581but be careful there might be bees in it...or a bird that does not approve sticking a snout into its nest.
>>1682581as you get closer to the tree you see something inside, you think it might be looking back at you.
>>1682581
as you get closer to the tree you see something inside, you think it might be looking back at you.
>>1682640Creepy!Jam your hand in there and start squirming and fishing around!
>>1682640Creepy!
Jam your hand in there and start squirming and fishing around!
>>1682640put your dick in the dark hole!
>>1682640
put your dick in the dark hole!
>>1682640Get the mirror out of the tree. Use it when you encounter a Medusa, or when you need to put on makeup.
Get the mirror out of the tree. Use it when you encounter a Medusa, or when you need to put on makeup.
The best thing to do is to poke it with a stick.Better use the pole end of the sign, since you don't want your pointy stick to be snapped in half.
>>1682653you poke the object with the blunt end of your stick, nothing happens so you get closer.>>1682652You reach into the tree and remove the object, it's a hand mirror.
>>1682653
you poke the object with the blunt end of your stick, nothing happens so you get closer.
>>1682652
You reach into the tree and remove the object, it's a hand mirror.
>>1682662Look in the mirror. Determine how your condition is. Bruises, scars, etc.While you're at it, search that leather bag and your clothes for anything that might point towards your actual name / personality or how you ended up here.Plane ticket, boat ticket, whatever. Search your stuff and examine yourself via mirror.
>>1682662
Look in the mirror. Determine how your condition is. Bruises, scars, etc.
While you're at it, search that leather bag and your clothes for anything that might point towards your actual name / personality or how you ended up here.
Plane ticket, boat ticket, whatever. Search your stuff and examine yourself via mirror.
>>1682679 after checking yourself in the mirror and determining your fine, abet a little tired, you search your belonging more closely. You have a dead sea horse, a coconut, a lock pick, a pointy stick, a hand mirror, and a sign.you move on to inspect your clothing, your shirt is a light grey color, its also worn and tattered. On the back is a tag, it comes off easily in your hand.
>>1682679
after checking yourself in the mirror and determining your fine, abet a little tired, you search your belonging more closely.
You have a dead sea horse, a coconut, a lock pick, a pointy stick, a hand mirror, and a sign.
you move on to inspect your clothing, your shirt is a light grey color, its also worn and tattered. On the back is a tag, it comes off easily in your hand.
>>1682694You must have beaten a prisoner for their clothing. Nothing to worry about.
>>1682694You're a prisoner. You might have some sort of skill in either beating somebody up, rape, or stealing stuff.Proceed into jungle.
>>1682694
You're a prisoner. You might have some sort of skill in either beating somebody up, rape, or stealing stuff.
Proceed into jungle.
>>1682698your not to happy about the idea of being a prisoner, and many thoughts about what you could have done to become one fill your head.You decide its best not to think about it at the moment and to move on, deeper into the jungle.
>>1682698
your not to happy about the idea of being a prisoner, and many thoughts about what you could have done to become one fill your head.
You decide its best not to think about it at the moment and to move on, deeper into the jungle.
Take the skull with you, travel to the shanty in the background.
>>1682735you reach for the skull when suddenly 2 red lights appear in its eye sockets. "don't get grabby with me ass hole." it says.
>>1682735
you reach for the skull when suddenly 2 red lights appear in its eye sockets.
"don't get grabby with me ass hole." it says.
>>1682750rape the skulls eye socket and teach it who is boss.
>>1682750
rape the skulls eye socket and teach it who is boss.
>>1682750MURRAY, HOW ARE YOU MY FRIEND?!!
MURRAY, HOW ARE YOU MY FRIEND?!!
Whack it with the sign!
>>1682755necrophilia doesn't sound to attractive to you, maybe you can cross that off the list of things you went to prison for.
>>1682755
necrophilia doesn't sound to attractive to you, maybe you can cross that off the list of things you went to prison for.
Talk to the skull
>>1682757you whack it with the sign "who are you callin an ass hole you talkin chamber pot." you say as you do.
>>1682757
you whack it with the sign "who are you callin an ass hole you talkin chamber pot." you say as you do.
>>1682768"See you are an ass hole, only an ass hole would whack a defenseless skull with a sign" the skull says "by the way, the mistress isn't going to be happy you stole her sign you rat bastard"
>>1682768
"See you are an ass hole, only an ass hole would whack a defenseless skull with a sign" the skull says
"by the way, the mistress isn't going to be happy you stole her sign you rat bastard"
>>1682774 Ask the skull what the sign says
>>1682779Propably something like "don't steal this sign".
>>1682779
Propably something like "don't steal this sign".
>>1682779you ask the skull what the sign says"it says FUCK OFF, you hit me with a sign" the skull reply's
you ask the skull what the sign says
"it says FUCK OFF, you hit me with a sign" the skull reply's
>>1682784Offer the dead seahorse as an apology
>>1682788Do that, and while apologizing, ask who exactly lives in that shanty.
>>1682788
Do that, and while apologizing, ask who exactly lives in that shanty.
>>1682788>>1682822"oh gee thanks a dyed up sea horse... no you keep it, why the hell would I want that?" the skull says"the mistress lives in the shanty"
>>1682788>>1682822
"oh gee thanks a dyed up sea horse... no you keep it, why the hell would I want that?" the skull says
"the mistress lives in the shanty"
take the skull and keep it as a companion (or scare ppl away with it)
Good effortYou're not Microwave though
Good effort
You're not Microwave though
"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
>>1682830Ask if he can tell you something more about the mistress. You're stranded and in need of help.If he doesnt want to talk to you anymore, say thanks and ponder wether to knock on the door of that shanty or not.
>>1682830
Ask if he can tell you something more about the mistress. You're stranded and in need of help.
If he doesnt want to talk to you anymore, say thanks and ponder wether to knock on the door of that shanty or not.
>>1683010you tell the skull your stranded with no memory and inquire if the mistress can help you in anyway."it all depends on what your definition of help is" The skull laughs "The mistress is a voodoo priestess"
>>1683010
you tell the skull your stranded with no memory and inquire if the mistress can help you in anyway.
"it all depends on what your definition of help is" The skull laughs "The mistress is a voodoo priestess"
>>1683050Ask "white or black voodoo?" Yes, there's two types of voodoo. "good" and "evil". Herp.
>>1683050
Ask "white or black voodoo?"
Yes, there's two types of voodoo. "good" and "evil". Herp.
>>1683062you ask what kind of voodoo"the kind that fucken makes talking skulls lookouts" says the skull
>>1683062
you ask what kind of voodoo
"the kind that fucken makes talking skulls lookouts" says the skull
>>1683073Ponder about this. She might be able to help you, but that'd surely incorporate some sort of jacked up deal, maybe even with a hook.Or you might just get flat out fucked over.
>>1683073
Ponder about this. She might be able to help you, but that'd surely incorporate some sort of jacked up deal, maybe even with a hook.
Or you might just get flat out fucked over.
>>1683076Also, you're pretty certain that white voodoo priesters wont make skulls talk. With red glowing eyes.I mean red glowing eyes for fucks sake. That speaks pure evil.
>>1683076
Also, you're pretty certain that white voodoo priesters wont make skulls talk. With red glowing eyes.
I mean red glowing eyes for fucks sake. That speaks pure evil.
Think hard about what you do remember.Because what you know defines who you are, so you can deduce basic facts about yourself by observing that.Like the fact that if you know what voodoo means, it means you've probably seen it on television or read it from a book, which means you have a language, which means you are from some specific country, which means you must know some familiar people, which means you can deduce to some degree of accuracy who you might be.
Think hard about what you do remember.
Because what you know defines who you are, so you can deduce basic facts about yourself by observing that.
Like the fact that if you know what voodoo means, it means you've probably seen it on television or read it from a book, which means you have a language, which means you are from some specific country, which means you must know some familiar people, which means you can deduce to some degree of accuracy who you might be.
>>1683073I like this skull. He's snarky.I think you should pick him up and put him in your bag. Make him a permanent member of your party. He could provide comic relief at appropriate times.
I like this skull. He's snarky.
I think you should pick him up and put him in your bag. Make him a permanent member of your party. He could provide comic relief at appropriate times.
>>1683080well you have a lock pick... and your shirt had a tag that said prisoner on it... then you add the whole waking up on a piece of wood floating in the ocean thing...
>>1683080
well you have a lock pick... and your shirt had a tag that said prisoner on it... then you add the whole waking up on a piece of wood floating in the ocean thing...
>>1683087maybe if you say the right things to the skull near the end of the game you could fuck him, gently.
>>1683087
maybe if you say the right things to the skull near the end of the game you could fuck him, gently.
>>1683080also something in you mind tells you, you understand how to read and write in common as well as do some math...
also something in you mind tells you, you understand how to read and write in common as well as do some math...
And then suddenly the island gets nuked, game over!Or not. Maybe an issue with paranoid hallucinations? XD
And then suddenly the island gets nuked, game over!
Or not. Maybe an issue with paranoid hallucinations? XD
going to bed and I have work in the morning, if this isn't half way off the board when I get back I will keep going.
When your back, go to the cabin. Scout it out to make sure if it's empty or not. If it is, pick the damn lock and loot.
Hug the note.Read Tom.
Hug the note.
Read Tom.
>>1683142This. Try to scout the shanty to see if somebody's in there.
>>1683142
This. Try to scout the shanty to see if somebody's in there.
>>1683582No fuck that knock on the door first to avoid an inevitable shit slapping for breaking and entering into some random house you saw. Carry the sign in case whoever opens the door is hostile.
You fuckers let the seahorse die. I was the only one who wanted to make friends with it.>Mourn the sea horse.
You fuckers let the seahorse die. I was the only one who wanted to make friends with it.
>Mourn the sea horse.
>>1683604You just wanted to sleep with it. If I had it my way it's suffering would have ended swiftly but noooooo.
>>1683604
You just wanted to sleep with it. If I had it my way it's suffering would have ended swiftly but noooooo.
>>1683609No! They could've been best buds.Well, if the seahorse couldn't talk, the rat could've kept it alive until the voodoo priestess made it talk. Then they could be friends and walk into the sunset together.
>>1683609No! They could've been best buds.
Well, if the seahorse couldn't talk, the rat could've kept it alive until the voodoo priestess made it talk. Then they could be friends and walk into the sunset together.
>>1683603nope.Scouting in that case means to determine wether somebody is in the house or not from outside the house.Listening, watching, observing, etc. Maybe you can catch a glimpse on what she's doing. It'd be best not to disturb any sort of voodoo priestess while she's in the middle of something important...if you decide to knock, that is.So yeah, scout her house so you can see if she's doing something. And if yes, what. If she isnt doing anything, it'd be less of a danger to knock on the door.
>>1683603
nope.
Scouting in that case means to determine wether somebody is in the house or not from outside the house.
Listening, watching, observing, etc.
Maybe you can catch a glimpse on what she's doing. It'd be best not to disturb any sort of voodoo priestess while she's in the middle of something important...if you decide to knock, that is.
So yeah, scout her house so you can see if she's doing something. And if yes, what. If she isnt doing anything, it'd be less of a danger to knock on the door.
lil brother kicks reset buttonAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrgh!!This game already had horribly slow loading times! D:
lil brother kicks reset buttonAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrgh!!
This game already had horribly slow loading times! D:
dammit, I can't find that "So you have gone back in time" pic of mine
>>1683142>>1683582you say good bye to the skull and sneak around the side of the shanty. Sneaking seems to feel natural to you as you creep to a side window and peek in.
>>1683142>>1683582
you say good bye to the skull and sneak around the side of the shanty. Sneaking seems to feel natural to you as you creep to a side window and peek in.
you peek in the window
>>1683941boobs
>>1683941You drop your skirt and pose seductively , as if for an unseen audience!:3
>>1683941
You drop your skirt and pose seductively , as if for an unseen audience!
:3
>MOURN. THE FUCKING. SEAHORSE!
>>1683941Knock on window and get her attention. At worse, she turns around and you see some tatas before beating you, and at best she invites you in and maybe feeds you.
Knock on window and get her attention. At worse, she turns around and you see some tatas before beating you, and at best she invites you in and maybe feeds you.
>>1684005the window has no glass, and she seems to be in the middle of a ritual, doing a dance or something.
>>1684005
the window has no glass, and she seems to be in the middle of a ritual, doing a dance or something.
>>1684062put on your robe and wizard hatjoin ritual
>>1684062
put on your robe and wizard hat
join ritual
realize you're gay and boobs are disgusting.
Ask her to make a zombie out of the seahorse so you'll always have a little friend that you can keep pinned to your shirt.
>>1684247....acceptable alternative. :(
Pretty sure she'd already know you're there, considering the skull sentry and whatnot.
She's waiting for you.
>>1684062Be quiet and stay in sneakmode, try to observe the ritual.It might tell you a bit about her. And so far, she's the only other person you know about on this island.
Be quiet and stay in sneakmode, try to observe the ritual.
It might tell you a bit about her. And so far, she's the only other person you know about on this island.
If you get caught watching her you're going to get your ass killed, you're not even supposed to be on this island. Your primary need is safe shelter, fresh water and some food. Also a fire of some sort.
>>1684556>>1684586This.Observe, be quiet, and make sure that nobody sees you.
>>1684556>>1684586
This.
Observe, be quiet, and make sure that nobody sees you.
>>1684556>>1685328you watch as she continues, swaying about and throwing small bits of something into a burning bowl. She then reaches for a small wand with a skull on the top, and rattles it over the flaming bowl. She does a little spin but you duck down again and wait a moment before you dare peek again.
>>1684556>>1685328
you watch as she continues, swaying about and throwing small bits of something into a burning bowl. She then reaches for a small wand with a skull on the top, and rattles it over the flaming bowl. She does a little spin but you duck down again and wait a moment before you dare peek again.
>>1685854that's when the skeletal hand pops up from the ground and grabs your arm.
>>1685854
that's when the skeletal hand pops up from the ground and grabs your arm.
>>1685869Now's the time to apologize. One: to the arm you are about to kick, and two: to the thing that reanimated that arm AKA the fox chick.
>>1685869and then she comes to the window and looks right at you
>>1685869
and then she comes to the window and looks right at you
quick say "Klaatu barada nikto!"
>>1685890"Sorry I just stranded here I have no idea of anything and I was scared thats why I was trying to spy on you and oh god please dont kill me"
>>1685890
"Sorry I just stranded here I have no idea of anything and I was scared thats why I was trying to spy on you and oh god please dont kill me"
Oh boy, here comes the yiffy part...
>>1685910F5F5F5
>>1685904the arm has you in a good grip.you blurt out an apology for spying on the voodoo fox lady and seeing her topless with out permission and swear you weren't touching yourself while she did her ritual. you babble about waking up in the ocean with no memory and how your lost on the island, and oh god please don't kill me.she reaches out of the window and grabs your muzzle, lifting your chin up so she can look right into your eyes.
>>1685904
the arm has you in a good grip.you blurt out an apology for spying on the voodoo fox lady and seeing her topless with out permission and swear you weren't touching yourself while she did her ritual. you babble about waking up in the ocean with no memory and how your lost on the island, and oh god please don't kill me.
she reaches out of the window and grabs your muzzle, lifting your chin up so she can look right into your eyes.
Ade due damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you.Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte.Secoise entienne mais pois de morte.Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette.Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!
>>1685958Say nothing. You're in too much of a "oh shit" state of mind anyway. Wait for her reaction, hope nothing bad will happen now.
>>1685958
Say nothing. You're in too much of a "oh shit" state of mind anyway.
Wait for her reaction, hope nothing bad will happen now.
Soul sucking :o
>>1683603>>1685958I warned you about sneaking bro! I told you dog!
>>1683603>>1685958
I warned you about sneaking bro! I told you dog!
Lick her hand ! What, that normally works for me with girls when they have my face in a death-grip !
Lick her hand !
What, that normally works for me with girls when they have my face in a death-grip !
Faint.
smile
Piss yourself furiously in fear of what she's gonna do to you.It might shock and disgust her enough to let go of your chin, giving you the chance to run. If it doesn't, it's going to make you look so pathetic to her that it might garner pity.But either way, it's going to be hilarious.
Piss yourself furiously in fear of what she's gonna do to you.
It might shock and disgust her enough to let go of your chin, giving you the chance to run. If it doesn't, it's going to make you look so pathetic to her that it might garner pity.
But either way, it's going to be hilarious.
bamp
>>1686042Her eyes pierce your own and it feels like she is looking into your very being. After a very quiet and awkward moment she finally speaks."It doesn't matter to me how you came to be in my part of the jungle" the voodoo fox says "you are trespassing, little thief"Her grip tightens around your muzzle slightly"I'll over look this this but you have to do something for me, I might even help you remember what you forgot." She smiley slightly "Of course in your position, you don't have much of a choice. Will you do me this task?"
>>1686042
Her eyes pierce your own and it feels like she is looking into your very being. After a very quiet and awkward moment she finally speaks.
"It doesn't matter to me how you came to be in my part of the jungle" the voodoo fox says "you are trespassing, little thief"
Her grip tightens around your muzzle slightly
"I'll over look this this but you have to do something for me, I might even help you remember what you forgot." She smiley slightly "Of course in your position, you don't have much of a choice. Will you do me this task?"
>>1687555"As long as it doesn't involve sodomy, I'm in!"
>>1687555
"As long as it doesn't involve sodomy, I'm in!"
>>1687555"As long as it does involve sodomy I'm in. But don't chop of my penis or any limbs. Fetch quests I can do. Especially fetch quests for man milk."
>>1687555You think for a brief moment, then decide to nod. After all, like she said, if you'd refuse, you're likely to find yourself in even bigger trouble.
You think for a brief moment, then decide to nod. After all, like she said, if you'd refuse, you're likely to find yourself in even bigger trouble.
>>1687572>>1687583you nod your head and she releases your muzzle, the skeletal arm also releases its grasp on your wrist and retracts into the dirt."come inside. If you try to run, you won't make it past the clearing" She says
>>1687572>>1687583
you nod your head and she releases your muzzle, the skeletal arm also releases its grasp on your wrist and retracts into the dirt.
"come inside. If you try to run, you won't make it past the clearing" She says
>>1687688"uhh, are you going to drag me in through the window, or is there a door I can get in through?"
>>1687688
"uhh, are you going to drag me in through the window, or is there a door I can get in through?"
You enter her shanty nervously stand before her. She walks up to you, still topless, and places a necklace around your neck." "This will see to it that you don't run off with out doing your task. You can not take it off and if you don't return to me in a few days it will cause you great pain. When your task is complete I will remove it."You listen to her, but you have a hard time keeping your eyes from glancing at her chest."There is a village to the east, it is at the base of the mountain, and at the rear of it is a cave. Inside side the cave is a staff, a staff that was once mine, stolen from me by a disloyal apprentice" She hisses. "I want it back and a little thief such as your self might be able to do so." You nod."I also want my apprentice punished, punished but not killed. Depending on how well you do this I will reward you." She grins
You enter her shanty nervously stand before her. She walks up to you, still topless, and places a necklace around your neck."
"This will see to it that you don't run off with out doing your task. You can not take it off and if you don't return to me in a few days it will cause you great pain. When your task is complete I will remove it."
You listen to her, but you have a hard time keeping your eyes from glancing at her chest.
"There is a village to the east, it is at the base of the mountain, and at the rear of it is a cave. Inside side the cave is a staff, a staff that was once mine, stolen from me by a disloyal apprentice" She hisses. "I want it back and a little thief such as your self might be able to do so."
You nod.
"I also want my apprentice punished, punished but not killed. Depending on how well you do this I will reward you." She grins
Take off the necklace, she's clearly bluffing.
>>1687708You might consider asking for armaments, considering you just washed up on this isle and you can almost be assured that there's something nasty waiting for you inbetween here and the staff.Also, dsqueeze her tatas and go "honk honk".
>>1687708
You might consider asking for armaments, considering you just washed up on this isle and you can almost be assured that there's something nasty waiting for you inbetween here and the staff.
Also, dsqueeze her tatas and go "honk honk".
>>1687708Ask what other...non-loyal (derp) things that apprentice did.Also, just to make sure, ask what kind of voodoo she practices..even though you're 99% sure its black voodoo. I mean, skeletons out of the ground, and skulls with red glowing eyes. Fucking red glowing eyes!
Ask what other...non-loyal (derp) things that apprentice did.
Also, just to make sure, ask what kind of voodoo she practices..even though you're 99% sure its black voodoo. I mean, skeletons out of the ground, and skulls with red glowing eyes. Fucking red glowing eyes!
>>1687708There was no tilde after "I will reward you", so don't expect to get lucky.
There was no tilde after "I will reward you", so don't expect to get lucky.
>>1687714Also, try not to grow a boner from staring at her tits.
>>1687714
Also, try not to grow a boner from staring at her tits.
>>1687712you ask for a weapon to defend yourself from jungle creatures. She tells you that you'll have to make do with what you have or find, oh and she takes her sign back.>>1687739your trying very hard not to
>>1687712
you ask for a weapon to defend yourself from jungle creatures. She tells you that you'll have to make do with what you have or find, oh and she takes her sign back.
>>1687739
your trying very hard not to
>>1687771She sounds intimidating, but from the looks on her face she seems not THAT bad.Surprise hug and thank her for not killing you, and say you will do what she demands to the best of your abilities.Just do it, she is not going to kill you, that's already sure (unless you gonna be an ass and actually kill your main character).
>>1687771
She sounds intimidating, but from the looks on her face she seems not THAT bad.Surprise hug and thank her for not killing you, and say you will do what she demands to the best of your abilities.
Just do it, she is not going to kill you, that's already sure (unless you gonna be an ass and actually kill your main character).
>>1687771If she cant give you weapons, ask what you have to look out for. What sort of harmful animals, plants, crazy guys creeping around etc etc.
If she cant give you weapons, ask what you have to look out for. What sort of harmful animals, plants, crazy guys creeping around etc etc.
>>1687714you ask her about her apprentice, if they did anything else to anger her aside from stealing her staffThe voodoo vixen's eyes narrow " I gave her a great gift, teaching her much and caring for her like a daughter. She betrayed me, was ungrateful to me and stole from me. I want her punished."
you ask her about her apprentice, if they did anything else to anger her aside from stealing her staff
The voodoo vixen's eyes narrow " I gave her a great gift, teaching her much and caring for her like a daughter. She betrayed me, was ungrateful to me and stole from me. I want her punished."
How about... a spanking?
>>1687798You ask her some of the dangers you might run into on the way to and at the village."Quicksand, Snakes, Thorn vines, Wild boars are some dangers in the jungle you should watch for" She says"As for the village, the people there are mostly harmless, and do their best not to upset me. Try your best not to harm them. You should watch out for Zombies, created by my apprentice and used to guard herself and the cave."
>>1687798
You ask her some of the dangers you might run into on the way to and at the village.
"Quicksand, Snakes, Thorn vines, Wild boars are some dangers in the jungle you should watch for" She says"As for the village, the people there are mostly harmless, and do their best not to upset me. Try your best not to harm them. You should watch out for Zombies, created by my apprentice and used to guard herself and the cave."
>>1687809(Also I derped on the eyes so here is a quick fix)
>>1687822"Are those the slow kind of zombies you hear in every story and see in every movie? The ones you can run circles around?"
>>1687822
"Are those the slow kind of zombies you hear in every story and see in every movie? The ones you can run circles around?"
>>1687826You ask how dangerous the zombies are, if they are slow or quick."It depends on how fresh they are, and what ritual was done to create them"(I am going to bed now, If this doesn't fall off the board I will continue tomorrow night)
>>1687826
You ask how dangerous the zombies are, if they are slow or quick.
"It depends on how fresh they are, and what ritual was done to create them"
(I am going to bed now, If this doesn't fall off the board I will continue tomorrow night)
Ask to take the skull sentry for a companion! To warm you if something attacks from behind.
>>1687822Say fuck it, it can't be all that bad, and the rewards far outweigh the risks. Leave the house on your quest, constantly on the lookout for implements you could use to defend yourself with.
Say fuck it, it can't be all that bad, and the rewards far outweigh the risks. Leave the house on your quest, constantly on the lookout for implements you could use to defend yourself with.
>>1687832Uh-ho...>>1688054This. Could be pretty useful...if it'd stop being a hostile and snarky fuck, that is.And try to stop gazing at her tits. You can fap to them later in the jungle.
>>1687832
Uh-ho...
>>1688054
This. Could be pretty useful...if it'd stop being a hostile and snarky fuck, that is.
And try to stop gazing at her tits. You can fap to them later in the jungle.
Tell her she looks beautiful before you leave.also bump
Tell her she looks beautiful before you leave.
also bump
>>1688058After hearing you stomach growl, The voodoo vixen gives you a small bit of bread and water. You inhale in with out even thinking and then head off in the direction she points you.You carefully travel, watching for dangers along the way and after a little while you come to a bridge.
>>1688058
After hearing you stomach growl, The voodoo vixen gives you a small bit of bread and water. You inhale in with out even thinking and then head off in the direction she points you.
You carefully travel, watching for dangers along the way and after a little while you come to a bridge.
>>1689565Hang out with the guy by the tree.
>>1689565
Hang out with the guy by the tree.
>>1689565Take the rope frp, the hanging skeleton and macguyer a spear out of a broken and sharpened bone.
>>1689587 *from
>>1689587This.The rope might turn out useful. And if the dead guys bones havent been dead for too long, you might even be able to use one or two as a weapon.But maybe its another skeleton of the voodoo priestess..
>>1689587
The rope might turn out useful. And if the dead guys bones havent been dead for too long, you might even be able to use one or two as a weapon.
But maybe its another skeleton of the voodoo priestess..
Whack the skeleton with a stick first. If he doesn't call you an asshole then do >>1689587
>>1689565Take his skull with you.And call him Wilson.
You're sure you're alone now. You can now safely stop holding back your boner caused by her teetees.(I didnt say fap, you fucks.)
You're sure you're alone now.
You can now safely stop holding back your boner caused by her teetees.
(I didnt say fap, you fucks.)
>>1689612you do so, it doesn't, but sadly the whack was just enough to cause the rotting branch to give. The skeleton, small bit of rope and branch all vanish down the side of the cliff.
>>1689612
you do so, it doesn't, but sadly the whack was just enough to cause the rotting branch to give. The skeleton, small bit of rope and branch all vanish down the side of the cliff.
>Take seahorse out of inventory>mourn it
>>1689794Stare at the bridge and start to get doubts about its stability, seeing how that rotting branch give in instantly at the whack.
>>1689794
Stare at the bridge and start to get doubts about its stability, seeing how that rotting branch give in instantly at the whack.
>>1689834the tree is dead and rotten but this bridge seems to be in good shape.
>>1689834
the tree is dead and rotten but this bridge seems to be in good shape.
>>1689910Cross bridge. There doesnt seem to be anything here so far anyway. Except for the skeleton that you buried unintenionally.
>>1689910
Cross bridge. There doesnt seem to be anything here so far anyway. Except for the skeleton that you buried unintenionally.
Poke the mushroom >:V
>>1689922You poke the mushroom, not much happens. Its just a big blue colored mushroom.
>>1689922
You poke the mushroom, not much happens. Its just a big blue colored mushroom.
Take it, it might be useful! Or terribly poisonous. Don't eat it. Unless you want to shrink.
boomp
>Boner just from titsSurely that only happens to 13 year olds
>Boner just from tits
Surely that only happens to 13 year olds
>>1690432Well, he just saw that half naked chick jiggle her shit around while dancing fancy in some ritual.Plus she's a evil voodoo cunt. Maybe the rat has a fetish for evil females.lolidunno
>>1690432
Well, he just saw that half naked chick jiggle her shit around while dancing fancy in some ritual.
Plus she's a evil voodoo cunt. Maybe the rat has a fetish for evil females.
lolidunno
Proceed on
>>1690432No, no. Heterosexuals.
No, no. Heterosexuals.
(Sorry for the delay, had some overtime at work)>>1689938its a large mushroom so you take a slice of it. >>1690447it is kinda hot when a female is assertive, but not bitchy
(Sorry for the delay, had some overtime at work)
>>1689938
its a large mushroom so you take a slice of it.
>>1690447
it is kinda hot when a female is assertive, but not bitchy
>>1691129Cross the bridge.Also, you just figured out that you find assertive females sexy. One more clue towards your personality.Sneaking feels natural to you, assertive chicks are hot.
>>1691129
Cross the bridge.
Also, you just figured out that you find assertive females sexy. One more clue towards your personality.
Sneaking feels natural to you, assertive chicks are hot.
I felt nice enough to make a new thread for your stuff.>>1691182
I felt nice enough to make a new thread for your stuff.
>>1691182
new thread http://lulz.net/furi/res/1691182.html
This is cute, bump I will
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